*** CASE TRACKING SYSTEM v1.04 ***
Status
Track your emotionally dangerous paperwork.
Your Current Application
Example Application Status Tracker
Form GF-001 Received
Applicant has successfully admitted feelings in writing.
Applicant has successfully admitted feelings in writing.
Cringe Risk Assessment Complete
Risk level: medium-high but legally funny.
Risk level: medium-high but legally funny.
Awaiting Recipient Decision
Current status: she has opened the email but has not yet replied. Dangerous territory.
Current status: she has opened the email but has not yet replied. Dangerous territory.
Possible Escalation
Case may be referred to the “we need to talk” department.
Case may be referred to the “we need to talk” department.
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Certificate of Romantic Consideration
This certifies that the applicant has officially attempted to stop being mysterious and actually communicate their feelings.
Classification: Brave / Cringe / Potentially Iconic
Issued by: The Department of Unnecessary Relationship Admin