*** RELATIONSHIP SUPPORT CENTRE ***

FAQ

Answers to questions nobody should have needed to ask.

General Questions

Is this legally binding?
No. Emotionally devastating maybe, legally no.

Can she say no?
Yes. The rejection response is forwarded with appropriate dramatic formatting.

Can I send multiple requests?
No. Repeated requests are automatically referred to the “please stop” department.

Is this real?
Real enough to be funny. Fake enough to avoid court.

What if she screenshots it?
That is considered a standard operational risk under Section 7 of the Group Chat Exposure Act.

Recipient Response Options

✅ Approve Application

Applicant is granted provisional boyfriend status, subject to vibe checks and snack provision.

❌ Decline Application

Applicant is rejected respectfully and may reapply never, unless specifically invited.

📎 Request Further Evidence

Recipient requires more proof, such as flowers, better flirting, or a Spotify playlist.

⚠️ Situationship Review

Application is neither approved nor denied, creating maximum confusion for all parties.

Success Stories From The Romance Archives

“I received a 6-page official notice asking me to become someone’s girlfriend. I said yes because the formatting was immaculate.”
— Case GF-2041

“She rejected me, but the PDF looked so professional that I still felt respected.”
— Case GF-7110

“We are now in a legally non-binding but emotionally recognised relationship.”
— Case GF-0099