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Pricing
Choose the official package that best matches your emotional instability.
Official Packages
Email Basic
£2.99
For applicants who want to be weird, but sustainably.
- Official email notice
- Case reference number
- Basic cringe formatting
- Recipient response link
Printed Letter
£9.99
The perfect choice for maximum “what on earth is this?” energy.
- Legal-style printed letter
- Official document layout
- Response instructions
- Emotional suspense included
Drama Deluxe
£19.99
The premium package for people who believe subtlety is for cowards.
- Premium PDF pack
- Certificate preview
- Friendzone appeal form
- Fake legal watermark
Add-ons
| Add-on | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Priority Crush Processing | Moves your application to the top of the fake pile. | £1.99 |
| Friendzone Appeal Pack | Includes Form FZ-404 and a tiny bit of hope. | £3.49 |
| Cringe Insurance | Does not prevent cringe. Merely acknowledges it happened. | £0.99 |
| Wax Seal Drama Edition | For when the postman also deserves to be confused. | £6.99 |