Will You Be My Girlfriend?
Let our extremely unnecessary bureaucracy handle the awkward bit.
START OFFICIAL REQUESTVIEW PACKAGES
Enter the applicant details, recipient details, and declare any known risks such as bad flirting or excessive use of “wyd”.
The recipient receives a serious-looking email or letter containing your formal girlfriend request and supporting nonsense.
She may approve, reject, request more evidence, or refer the case to the Situationship Department.
To: Emily
From: Jack
Re: Formal application to begin a mutually recognised relationship arrangement.
You are hereby notified that Jack has submitted a formal request for consideration to upgrade the current relationship status from “talking” to “girlfriend/boyfriend pending mutual agreement.”
Supporting Evidence
The applicant has provided evidence of consistent kindness, reliable replies, strong meme-sharing potential, and repeated incidents of smiling at his phone after receiving messages from the recipient.
Proposed Terms of Relationship
The applicant proposes occasional cinema trips, snack-sharing agreements, mutual playlist exchanges, and seasonal hoodie borrowing under fair-use conditions.
The recipient may respond by approving the application, requesting further information, placing the matter under situationship review, or respectfully declining.